Why Vipers Are Better Than Cows

(Real* Facts That Will Insssspire You!)


Our Mission:

Thank you for visiting this page.  We have created this page to educate and insssstruct you about vipers and cows.  Specifically why vipers are better than cows.  Many people believe that cows are better than vipers for some reason, however, they are far from the truth.  As you tour through this page we hope that you see our point of reasoning.

Our Reasoning
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  • Vipers send a silent hissssssing noise: soothing don't you think?  Maybe not?  Ahh, who cares what sounds they make?  I don't!
  • Vipers are valiant predators, catching prey.
  • Colin likes vipers.
  • Vipers are smooth, clean, and like to show off their supremacy.
  • Vipers are sleek, stealthy, and clever.
  • Vipers are free, uncontrolled, and are not served for dinner.
  • Vipers sleep silently, always steady and alert, ready to defend itself, and ready to fight back.
  • Cows make a very, according to Alex 'Serenading, awe-inspiring sound'.... It is really a long, drawn-out annoying sound.
  • Cows are valiant predators, catching grass... hmmm... 'nuff said.
  • Alex likes cows.
  • Cows are rough, dirty, and love to lick things.
  • Cows are dirty, slow, and not very bright.
  • Cows are confined, controlled, and served up for dinner.
  • Cows sleep standing up, unconsciously alert... and falling victim to cow tippings.

 

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Colin
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